Know what really, really gets a wanna-be rock star mad? Yell a request for "FREEBIRD" during a quiet moment.
The Wall Street Journal reports on the front page this morning, that
nothing sets off American Idol hopefuls like a shouted reference to an
old Lynyrd Skynyrd tune. See "Rock's Oldest Joke: Yelling 'Freebird!' In a Crowded Theater."
Apparently it's such a cliche that Modest Mouse's Isaac Brock says
that "if this were the Make-a-Wish Foundation, and you were going to
die in 20 minutes -- just long enough to play 'Freebird' -- we still
wouldn't play it."
According to the Journal, this urban legend-ish war cry began in Chicago:
Kevin
Matthews is a Chicago radio personality who has exhorted his fans --
the KevHeads -- to yell "Freebird" for years, and claims to have
originated the tradition in the late 1980s, when he says he hit upon it
as a way to torment Florence Henderson of "Brady Bunch" fame, who was
giving a concert. He figured somebody should yell something at her "to
break up the monotony." The longtime Skynyrd fan settled on "Freebird,"
saying the epic song "just popped into my head."
Mr. Matthews
says the call was heeded, inspiring him to go down the listings of
coming area shows, looking for entertainers who deserved a "Freebird"
and encouraging the KevHeads to make it happen.
But he bemoans
the decline of "Freebird" etiquette. "It was never meant to be yelled
at a cool concert -- it was meant to be yelled at someone really lame,"
he says. "If you're going to yell 'Freebird,' yell 'Freebird' at a Jim
Nabors concert."
As a native Austinite, this is my personal plea for every SXSW attendee to yell out a request for Freebird at every SXSW show.
I don't care that the influx of a thousand musicians and ten music label guys brings X million dollars to the Austin economy.
I just want just want a smooth commute to downtown and it pains me
that the locals are tossed aside every March when the SXSW trots out
the old guy we should lionize and the new guys we should adore soon.
(This year the old guy is Billy Idol Ray Davies I haven't really paid attention
enough to see who the new people are. I hear that hip hop stuff really
sells, though.)
Full disclosure: I lost way too many dates to Austin musicians
while growing up here. I know I should be over it by now. But I'm not.
(Originally published March 17, 2005 -- Had to do it again: Locals loved it and the little band guys wearing that shaggy haircut I wore in 1978 sent in a lot of hate mail. **Snicker**)
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